4 OF MANY REASONS WHY JESUS IS BETER THAN SANTA: Santa lives in one place, Jesus lives everywhere. Santa only comes once a year, Jesus is here 24/7. Santa doesn’t like naughty people, Jesus LOVES everyone. And Santa doesn’t even know your name, not only does Jesus know your name but He knows your past, present, and future. Merry CHRISTmas♥
My 13 year old half sister raised by my zealous born-again Christian biological father posted this on Facebook. I have a few questions about this Jesus guy:
1. Will Jesus let me stay in his vacation loft in Barcelona?
2. Does Jesus have some kind of serious cocaine habit to pull off those kind of hours?
3. So Jesus is into naughty girls, huh? ;)
4. Will Jesus do a tarot reading for me, because I’m kind of curious about my job and dude prospects for next year.
5. If we’ve conceded that Santa isn’t real, does this mean we’ve finally done the same for Jesus? No? Okay.
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