December 2011
131 posts
Chris Kelly: 2011 In Review: My Fake Favorites In... →
chriskelly:
FAVORITE MUSIC:
Thistle - You have to listen to Thistle. It’s two identical twin brothers who live in the woods, and each morning, they chop down a single tree, whittle two ukeleles from it, then record a song inspired by that particular wood. Their music is haunting.
Lady Slit - She…
“You want 10% of the world to love you, not 90% to like you.”
– Sam Kinison as quoted by Lisa Lampanelli
[Matt Smith]
(via huffpostcomedy)
““What is REAL?” asked the Rabbit one day, when they were lying side by side near...”
– The Velveteen Rabbit
“I love Los Angeles. I know a lot of people go there and they see just a huge...”
– David Lynch, Catching The Big Fish (via bbook)
I love LA too.
“4 OF MANY REASONS WHY JESUS IS BETER THAN SANTA: Santa lives in one place, Jesus...”
– My 13 year old half sister raised by my zealous born-again Christian biological father posted this on Facebook. I have a few questions about this Jesus guy:
1. Will Jesus let me stay in his vacation loft in Barcelona?
2. Does Jesus have some kind of serious cocaine habit to pull off those kind of...
“Conquer thyself, till thou has done this, thou art but a slave; for it is almost...”
– Sir Richard Francis Burton (via halphillips)
“There are only three of us in the office this week so instead of writing a...”
– my co-worker
Hal Phillips: 2011 →
halphillips:
2011 has been the weirdest, most tumultuous, least status quo year in a long time. I don’t just mean for me. I mean for everybody.
I feel like almost everybody I know had their world turned upside down this year. Mostly stuff that happens all the time, like breakups or moving or whatever— but it…
Christmas Presents
This year I received three amazing Christmas presents that prove that I am surrounded by awesome people who understand how fucking weird I am.
From my roommate I received these two books:
“I thought, what does Jessica need? And then I was like, well, she uses twitter a lot and she always has to deal with a bunch of assholes.”
From my best friend from high school I received...
